2. In other sunshine news, we went to the Sunshine School. Most schools here are not setup to include students with disabilities in the classroom (including ours), so the government set up the Sunshine School. We've worked with them before on International Day and for other projects. So when a performance by their students came about, we jumped at the opportunity to attend.
First ... there were many speeches, all in Mandarin. Some I could pick up tidbits, but most were in a dialect I didn't understand. But worse that than was the bouquet of flowers that was so giant, it covered anyone that was speaking at the podium ... Look carefully and you can see the top of her head.
Next we enjoyed a dance by some clowns and a small mouse. Our crowd went wild for the dangling arm robot.
Later the students came back to work with our moms and my friend Dodo. The moms (and Dodo) have been going every Friday to teach English. The setting is the birthday of XinXin, the talking strawberry.
(Video to come ...)
3. Other sunshiny moments have just been a great time in class. Since we have been studying constellations and the stories of Greek Gods and Goddesses, I decided to read aloud a fake tour guide book for Ancient Greece.
Now I have yet to cover gender rights so the girls were surprised and slouched more and more as I read about all the things they couldn't do, like go to school, go to plays, act in plays, play sports .. yada yada. As I continued reading, one of the boys said enthusiastically, "I really like this book Miss Lanham!" And I kinda just wanted to bop him on the head.
Later as we reviewed the Olympic games, the girls asked earnestly, "Can we attend the Olympics?" I scanned ahead and informed them that they could. They started cheering excitedly until I read the next sentence. "It says here that the Olympics are a great place for young girls to find a husband." Silence from both genders.
I continued to read that married women were not permitted to attend the Olympics, and they all pointed at me and said, "Miss Lanham, you cannot attend!!" I looked around in shock and said, "But I'm not married!" And they disagreed. "Yes you are!!" I'm normally not this bluntly honest with my elves but I said, "Don't get me wrong, I would like to be married someday, but I have to ask ... If I am married, where is my husband?" I got several responses:
- In your house (all the time?)
suitors)
- *dramatically points to the sky* In the stars! (and actually most of the constellations that we are studying do NOT have happy endings, like Chronos eating all his children. So I would prefer my husband not be in the stars.)
Last the tour guide informed us of the dos and don'ts of Ancient Greece.
Do: Wash your hands before you give a toast to the Gods.
Do: Wear a chiton.
Don't: Use the street as a bathroom.
I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. That last don't is a daily occurance in Beilun. The men don't even turn away from the street. You could see the looks of confusion on the elves' faces like, what's wrong with that?
So, so many things.
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